h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*blinks*


Those black clouds didn't look normal!.. Someone has sent them to try to stop me going home! </>



JAAAACK!!! *cough*... atcha!


*climbs from her bed and looks for her heavy cape in her wardrobe*

*donning it she leaves looking for someone to tell of her realisations*

*drops her on the bed*


I'll sush you all I want woman and when I tell you to stay put, you will stay put!!!

*cough* *cough* *cough*

*rasping voice*

You can't talk to me like that! You have no idea who I am!!


*cough*


AAATCHOO!

I'll damn well speak tp you how I please!!

*cough*


*hits out at him*

Don't you dare talk to me like that!

*catches her hand and pulls her too him*



I'm warning you don't you ever do that again

*She can feel the pressure of his fingers against her wrist*

*Looking into his eyes.. she can see the dangerous look of the Assassin*



I think you have better leave Sir!... Before Captain Templar arrives!


*watches his eyes and waits for him to let her go*

*leans very close to her*


I'm warning you now to stay put




If you don't I will not hesitate to take you across my knee and slap your backside, Jack Templar or no!

*Looking directly into his eyes she gasps*

I... I...I.. Oh!!...


*sits quickly back on the bed*


You still don't know who I am....</>


*sulks*

*lets go of her wrist*


*leans very close and smiles*

and stop tha pouting I might be inclined to slap your backside for that alone

*glares back at him*

*stands up spins on his heal and leaves*

*cough*

you can walk the plank first Assassin! </>


AAATCHAA!!

*throws her cape on the floor and climbs under the bedclothes*


Achoo!


You did it again Jack.. you left me alone with that Assassin!</>


*cough*

*cough*

.. I will sort him out...after I have talked..... ...</>

Materialises in her cabin.*

Things at home are not as bad as you have been told. Those stories were spread to you by those who will do you harm. You have been lured aboard this ship by the intentions of the dishonerable. The Elves will not die out, as the Gods have decreed that. In future they should not let themselves be so obvious, nor make contact with humans, for it is the humans who will do them the greatest harm.

Thank you for inviting me to your quarters, milady. I believe the drugs you've been given were not for removing seasickness. They are brought on the human bug of flu. If you'll permit me to enter your elven psyche I can discover more and help cure you. I know I amnot allowed to do this withoutnpermission. But if you trust me, let me enter.

*She can bearly open her eyes*

Liquid?


Help me please.......

*Moves to her. Shimmers and changes into a cloak which lays itself on her. The cloak glistens silver then disolves into her body.Appears as a small form in her inner body. He sees the germs which have invaded her and flies to them. Red fire spurts from his fingers, attacking the evil shapes in her mind, which scream and flee from this supernatural being. *

Trust me. Milady. Show me your fears so I mean remove them

*His compassion is powerful and his respect for this elf so great*

*He feels the enity, sees it's handiwork, steers his powers to fight it.*

*The door bangs open with the wind and the Captain stands in the doorway shivering*

*he looks about the cabin sensing the other presence*

Lilandra?

*he wrings some of the water from his cape*

*SCREAMS* STOP!!!!


No more.. it hurts.. please no more!!