h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

dam sparky missed ZAX he will be anoued...oh well where are the drinks?

over there and there's a load on the roof(house)

Help yourself, St.Vince...you missed St.Seven of Nine, too

Thanx, here have a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster flavour bon-bon I've got a bag of the things, thier going a bit green though

(nim floats in, surprisingly in human instead of feline form, dressed in shoulder free black velvet and high heels. the glitter in her hair matches her halo and her key. some startled whistels arise from the male angels (well, I can indulge in wishful thinking can't I?))

Well, things seem to have gone back to normal again although I STILL don't know what has happened. Congrats to the new angels. Kes, that was nicely done. I nominate you for next arch angel - GB must have been coaching you

Biiiiiiig hug for GB - love, thanks for protecting me back there, but if Greebo got titanium claws, I got poisoned ones, the kind of poison which doesn't kill but makes them wish they were dead (eeeeevil grin)

and speaking of evil grins - I promised GOD back on my home page that I would yell at him later but I got a better idea

GOD, I herewith apply for the post of your personal bedwarmer!

/aside to GB/ THIS should bring SOME reaction

*over heard the comment* what you man like this

NIM THE CAT FOUND IN GODS BED EXTRA EXTRA

that sort of thing?

*eyes light up as she thinks about the copy (journalism style copy...)*
*catches her halo just before it slips...*
Hey guys, that was a great Sainting
Now, where's that tequila?

Would like a tequila shot, or the bottle, or a margarita?

most of the tequila is upstairs, you know the place where all the mortals are flooding, hmm ui wonder why.

thats odd thier screaming something, it sounds like "argh he's coming"

does that mean any thing to any one

I think I hear someone yelling something about dolphins. Anyway, I have some tequila stashed here as well.

*place tequila shots, margaritas, and a bottle of tequila before Tweetie and So Long*

thanx *drinks a few shots*

*shouts a mortals and for few seconds looks like EVIL deamon type thing* SHUT UP NO ONES COMEING

*building starts to shake*

*double takes at So Long*
*looks suspiciously at the margarita she's holding*
*goes straight for the bottle instead...*

probably a good idea

*building continues to shake and a marble seriph statue falls from the roof shattering into tiny peices and a blue shiney orb shoots out of the front door*

*blinks*

do you think we should move the buildings shaking more than usual

*door slams open(is that possible) and GOD and goddess Xanthe emerge looking flustered, noise from shaking increased*

DOES ANY ONE KNOW WHAT GOIN ON?

*Kes tops up several glasses with whatever alcoholic liquid comes to hand*

Here we are ... more buubly? ... good for the nerves.
Care to try some of this? How about some vodka in that? ... Oh- look! It's separated into layers ... doesn't that look pretty!

*He goes behind the bar and attempts to create a cocktail from plum brandy and a bar of chocolate*
Hmmm. It's not dissolving too well ... never mind.
*Breaks off a piece of chocolate*
Hezher! Try this - new flavour!

*looks at drink in right hand, squints up at halo with left eye*

All is right with the world

*tries to look angelic*

*Kes re-aligns T's drink so that the glass is perpendicular to the floor*

It's alright, Tash, you'll get the hang of it after a couple of eternities. There is rather more activity than usual, just at the moment. Have another drink and wait for the walls to stop moving ... always works for me.

*stops walls shaking*
We will have to bar that rogue seruph...
St.Kes, I have congratulatory messages in my intray from certain high-ranking Heavenly bodies...
Tashalls you look positively angelic
I hope you haven't got a birthday hangover
If you have I suggest you go see St.Petunia for a little hair-of-the-dog...
nim, I am on my way...
*flutter of wings