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Post 161

darakat - Now with pockets!

Ah. Bugger.


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Post 162

Tacysa

Sorry. They do bite.


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Post 163

darakat - Now with pockets!

Ah! You snuffling sneeze of a hound! I say to it!


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Post 164

MrJuice

ahhhh how I pine for the sting of the mayfly...for it would be pleasure compared to the prattlings of two such as yourselves. Thou slovenly, slothful layabouts! Spawn and kin of highwaymen, rogues, and serving wenches... I summon forth snot-rockets in your vicinity.


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Post 165

darakat - Now with pockets!

I laugh at the snot rockets you launch, they be but mere peas of no hope of getting past the shield that I hath constructed. I spit at the ground at you and blow raspberries in your face


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Post 166

Tacysa

May you both spout forth plumes of vomit after eating a pack of Oreo cookies. Such a pleasure is truly above your current juvenile mumblings of self-loath.


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Post 167

Chad H

Silence you spawn of Raven Smelling Donkey Feeders


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Post 168

darakat - Now with pockets!

No Oh Monkey Butlers Butler


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Post 169

Tacysa

You're both the inferior spray of a cat with a bladder infection.


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Post 170

darakat - Now with pockets!

At least were not the cat.


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Post 171

Tacysa

Better a rotting cat than the metabolic waste of one.


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Post 172

darakat - Now with pockets!

if you say so


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Post 173

Chad H

But I do you Crone-loving sprite-swilling son of a degenerative wino.


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Post 174

Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am...

Let me in you motherless sons of infertile camels!


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Post 175

Chad H

Why should we you Heresy-Spouting son of a badgers nose?


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Post 176

Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am...

Because I say so you sewage-gargling licker of diseased cattle.


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Post 177

darakat - Now with pockets!

Ah you scurvy over egotistical parrot, you be in the deep end now!


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Post 178

Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am...

Yeah? You an' who's army you wart-nosed wearer of old ladies' girdles?


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Post 179

Tacysa

I feel incredibly sorry for the powder-dusted, anemic lice in your pasty wig.


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Post 180

Chad H

Realy, I feel sorry for the wig you corsett-wearing pinapple eating Dame Edna fan.


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