h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It was sarcasm.

i know that, i just won't miss an opportunity to rant at the buggers

Good job.

So is re starting a few threads

So it is. I'll post something with substance...eventually.

Then again perhaphs not

Ah, well. Another day, another sausage.

I wish to deign your vacuous collective of situational conformists with my presence, you no-eyed big-eyed wolf spiders who reside in the pyramid of Sebek awaiting Ahriman's slaves to fall to the sword of your collective forked mout appendages.

I really should start cutting down on the references to Egyptian myhtology...

Wahoo! Greetings to you, you foul cyst from a sloth's ovary. The dumb and two-toned caterpillar scat also known as Darakat will put your vile name on the sacred page as soon as he can haul his lazy, boil-ridden body from his final exam.

Ah you undulated scubas of hades, I have had my exam, so the indecent one has been added

Drag thy hollow self forth and rejoice!

Or indeed just undulate the cussing machine! put it in H!

I thank ye weak-willed male ants who smell of faeces for adding me to the festering mound of dingos' kidneys you call an organisation.

We welcome you, you decomposing pile of lizard lungs with a cherry on top, to this puny, anemic club.

Ah cruel fate that has brought me to this vile place...a place populated by not just the stench of salamander bladders, but the incessant prattlings and incoherant references of two...then three...lost souls. Souls adrift on a puss-ocean tossing back and forth the stinking corpse of what was once a good idea. It sickens me. And yet, my disgust at this horrid display soon was eclipsed when I realized that I to, the Great Juice, had succumbed. May a thousand cactus enemas befall you for whatever witchery and webbery was spun to bring me here. I sought a prophet, a convert, an apostle...not to bandy words with witless fools. Fo shizzle.

greetings oh foul creature from whatever pit you have come from, welcome to the cussing club, may you forever be cursed to post here at the cussing club

Greetings rancid fruit extract infected with E-coli who enjoys BDSM with horses.

*Ducks the s*

WOOP! The devil's accomplice MrJuice hath joined hootoo!! Let us all go burn our genitals at the sight!

Horray! But first you scum sucking raccoons all have thyroid

Too bad the wretched possums that you are digested the rotting thyroids, already.