h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I will tell if my brain doesn't melt
For right now it feels like some felt
like the sleet before the storm
and I feel just a bit too warm
I will try my up most best
not to laugh, or even to jest

It seems so mean of me
to ask this of thee
though i want it so,
even though why i do not know
I'm scared of the future
cant live in the past
stuck in a present that just cannot last
will i ever manage to look left or right
even if i try with all my might

I wish to give you a hug
not a carpet or a rug

well thats a thing of i am so glad
instead of being very mad
I wish you were here to cuddle
so my mind werent in a muddle

what is wrong my dear?
what isn't so clear?
Please tell me or I'll tickle
more than just an ickle

Its so easy for me
to know what i see
but what is to be
thats upto thee

Fish fish fish
dish dish dish
eat eat eat
drink drink drink
What else is there to choose?
Oh yeah I forgot, to snooze

Poor Khamsin, it seems the poems have gone to your head
isnt it almost time for your bed?

yes it is near my dear
they are not gone I fear
for thats a poem in a way
you will know that one day

this i know so much
I am longing for your touch
will you hold me close
a hug i miss the most
to kiss you once or twice
no need to throw the rice
an occation there is not
writen in that times plot

You are so very cute
and that you can't refute

but sir i can refute whats not true
and that statment that was spoke by you
be not truth alas no sir
so to that i shall not concur

But it is so true
when spoken of you
Please do not deny
else I will cry

alright i shall be good for now
and agree just for thou

Don't do it just for me
You are cute, please see
Don't just say yes, okay
you can have it your way

I know my way it can go
but i want that not although
to see you squirm is quite sweet
so i think i shall tickle your feet

hey that is so mean
feet I'd better clean
you know you ahve cheek
and it makes me weak

I appologise for being so
though close to you i wish to go
just so i can tickle thee
and see you squirm its so funny

Would you think it funny
If I did tickle your tummy?
cos thats is what I'll do
if squirming you want to see

I shall let you if you wish
to be turned into a fish
It should be so fun to do
but where would i put you once its through?