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Little Miss Muffett

Sat on her tuffet

Eating her curds and whey.

Along came a spider

He sat down beside her

This prompted Li'l Muffett to say:

Yo, hey, Arachnid!

Now just what exact'

Did you think?

I would swoon?

Miss Muffett reacted,



She mashed that foul bug

With her spoon!

smiley - birosmiley - birosmiley - biro

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