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Warning the neighbours

Post 1

Abi

Do you think we ought to do the decent thing and invent them? :-0


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Post 2

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Oooh no, I don't think so... if we don't invent them, they won't know anything about it... smiley - smiley


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Post 3

Demon Drawer

I suppose we'd better if even a fair proportion of the 38,000 show up that'll be some racket.

BTW Who are the neighbours?


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Post 4

Vestboy

I think we have to invent them.
*Screws eyes tight shut and puts on inventing trousers*
Aha, I know who one of the neighbours is.
It's...
Nope, I'm not gonna tell ya, see if you can guess.


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Post 5

Demon Drawer

OK then.

Elvis?


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Post 6

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Elvis who?


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Post 7

Demon Drawer

Well I don't mean Grbac!!! smiley - smiley


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Post 8

Vestboy

Yes Elvis, true. But I was thinking of someone who is not Elvis.


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Post 9

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Someone who is not Elvis. Hmmmmmmmmm. Nope, can't think of anyone.


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Post 10

Ragnar the Scottish Terrier

Anagram of 'Dr E Vibenstein, ACE'
=
INTENSIVE CARE BED

Love
Ragnar
smiley - smiley



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Post 11

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

LOL!
Thanks Ragnar, I suppose as Patron Saint of Anagrams, I should have spotted that! smiley - bigeyes


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Post 12

Ragnar the Scottish Terrier

Gosh! I didn't know that! Aren't you supposed to be dead or something if you're a saint?

Ragnar

PS 'Patron Saint of Anagrams'
=
I'M A STAGNANT AFRO PARSON


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Post 13

Ragnar the Scottish Terrier

Or STRONG FAST PARANOIA MAN

smiley - smiley


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Post 14

Ragnar the Scottish Terrier

Or even
PORN STAR 'FAINT MOAN' SAGA

smiley - bigeyes


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Post 15

Abi

That is the best so far! smiley - smiley


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Post 16

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

And of course, they're all stunningly appropriate! smiley - smiley


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Post 17

Vestboy

Which of them refer to the neighbours we're inventing? Oh yes there's that nice man with the glasses, what's his name?


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Post 18

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Elvis?


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Post 19

Vestboy

Yes, that's the one - flew his plane into the side of a mountain. Terible waste of a decent plane.


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Post 20

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

I can't imagine the mountain was too happy about it either.


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