h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

There must be more neighbours than dead rock stars. haven't we got any dead politicians or mass murderers or anyone.

What number are we. I don't even know what number I should be referring to when I talk about the people next door.

Since this is the Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy perhaps the number is Forty Two?

Ragnar Hairy-breeks


PS
'Warning the neighbours'
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OWNING NAUGHTIER HERBS

No we'd be 42 making the neighbours 40 and 44 unless we're in a block of flats.

I've seen roads where they nuber consecutively so we can't jump to conclusions. I think we should ask someone with a key to the front door. HAS anyone got a key?

I've got a front door key, but it is to my house, which is number 7, so I don't think it will be much use. And won't there be enough trouble with the real neighbours without inventing more?
I think the point is that if they are invited they can't complain about the noise. Especially when we stuff them in a cupboard and barricade the door when they arrive.

We haven't even discussed INVITING them yet. Abi asked us should we invent them. Once we've invented them we may not want them anywhere near us!

Wasn't there that bloke, you know the one, with the hair.

If you ask me it seems a bit stupid to invent neighbours you don't like. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to go and help Philippa Forrester and Daisy Donovan with a particularly heavy sofa.

I expect it is heavy - I'm lying on it.

Not for long. *tips the sofa upside down*

I was lying on the bottom of it.
*refers to "A Brief History of Time" to see if he can do that*
According to this I'm some sort of particle or something that has to be turned round twice before you see the front again.

A bit like a Rubik cube then?

HEY! It's not that complicated! We're only talking quarks, black holes and string theory here.

Ah... so not as complicated as C++.

Is that a score for a mediocre essay?

ROFL

I think we need some flashing lights. They don't seem to be using the ones on the pelican crossing down the road. (Do we need a guide entry on methods of crossing the road in the UK?)

I think most of those who are coming are British so I wouldn't worry.

On seconds thoughts most of those coming are British, so that would bee a very worthwhile venture.

Ok then I'll start something on my page an deveryone can contribute.

Hey guys!! Hope you had a cracking Easter! It is now only three days til the virtual party (yippee!) and many thanks to all
those of you who have helped us prepare but now we need your help. I am about to
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it. I am going to build a greenhouse because that is where I am usually found
at parties (don't ask!). Please can you think of a room suitable for the party, build it
and give me the URL and I will advertise it on the Virtual Party Page! We need a
kitchen, a bar, disco....... we leave it up to you!