The h2g2 Poem
Created | Updated Sep 2, 2004
A Rhyming Poet
I'm a rhyming poet see
I rhyme words like me and thee
I don't like poems that don't rhyme
Or poems that only rhyme half the time
My rhymes at times just don't make sense
Like rhyming that last bit with 'sitting on a fence'
Even though the rhyme was not quite right
I don't care as long as a rhyme was in sight
I've written rhyme in every line since the first
Just to drive the point about rhyming at it's worst
But at it's worst is better than no rhyme you see
Well in the world of rhyme it is to me
So just bear with me in my rhyming world
And enjoy my rhymes as they are unfurled
And remember my rhymes one and all
Like dancing at a rhyming ball
I'm happy to know my rhymes will never cease
And probably over time my rhyming will increase
Unless of course my rhymes come up against a word like silver...
... Oh b*gger!!! I did it again!!!