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Arisztid Lugosi Posted Sep 20, 2004
umm.. your last name is foecrushser, and his is foesmasher...
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Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ? Posted Sep 20, 2004
Arrr, me hearties, all is clear.
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Arisztid Lugosi Posted Sep 20, 2004
arr... cat?
where be you in the guild of magecians? thoran still be in the tunnels...
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Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ? Posted Sep 20, 2004
Arrr, Aaylia be in the smything chamber, but Vlain would not be allowed in, arr, she would not. She could go to the door, though, arr, that she could.
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Arisztid Lugosi Posted Sep 20, 2004
arrr...
alrighty then... vlain'll be going to the door to see aaylia... that is what she was to do was it not?
arrr... avast!
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Vestboy Posted Sep 20, 2004
I heard the Foesmashers and the Foecrushers didn't talk to one another - even though they were rtelated a few hundred years back. Due to one of the early forefoathers dropping his brothers jam toast and it landing jam side down... or something.
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Jerms - a Brief flicker and then gone again. Posted Sep 20, 2004
Oh yeah, that was when Cat's great-great-great gandfather's second cousin twice removed, once reinserted, and then removed again, accidentally bumped my great-great-great-great granduncles' brother-in-law's cousin's shopkeeper's ex-widow's son's pet goat, and he ate half his jam on toast in retribution, and dropped the other half on his shoe! 
I never liked that goat anyway; smelt of cheese. 
So I have no problem with Cat! 
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Arisztid Lugosi Posted Sep 22, 2004
well i'm glad we'll all get allong then...
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Arisztid Lugosi Posted Sep 24, 2004
well then me hearties... let us all set saail for adventure!
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Vestboy Posted Sep 24, 2004
You heard the cap'n, man the mizzen! Haul the decks! scrub the sails and gargle the grog!
All looking shipshape and Bristol Fashion cap'n!
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Arisztid Lugosi Posted Sep 24, 2004
aye that be good! ... lets keep us looking ship shape!
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Vestboy Posted Sep 24, 2004
*Warns crew to not adjust the shape of the ship*
We're all ahind ye cap'n. Tell us our direction and we'll sail the seven seas (and a few lakes and a pond) for 'e!
Do we have a navigator cap'n? I've found a chest full of charts but I can't make head nor tail of 'em due to them bein' covered in writin' and I can't read writin'. I can read readin' but not writin'.
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Arisztid Lugosi Posted Sep 24, 2004
well we do have a navigator... a Lieutenant Commander Öndótt Madhorse...
by the way... cat and job... i've added you to the list of crew on the front page!!
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