h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

P.O.S.T. T.E.A.M.: Person Optimized for Sabotage and Troubleshooting/Terran Exploration and Assassination Machine

shazz

Don't believe it... nothing at all about doughnuts in there...

Greebs..xx

>Person Optimized for Sabotage and Troubleshooting/Terran Exploration and Assassination Machine< ?!



Hmmmm... Unless doughnuts are in fact cyborg weapons...



loup

~grin~... Me had a doughnut gun once... Shazz tried to eat it if me remembers correctly...

Greebs..xx

See?!... That's all _the_ proof we needed...


>I.T.A.L.I.C.S.: Intelligent Transforming Android Limited to Infiltration and Ceaseless Sabotage<

~Greebo guffaws big time~ Now this is getting just to spooky... how does it get it so right...

Greebs..xx

>A.C.E.S.: Artificial Construct Engineered for Sabotage<

Doh!!!

Hmmm... an awful lot of sabotaging going on around h2g2... sounds like a conspiracy to me...

Greebs..xx

Yep, the vocabulary is a bit limited in Cyborg-lore...

Unless, of course, the Generator knows something we don't...

Back to the Conspiracy Theory again!!! Though it seems tis now just hootoo but the whole internet!!!

Greebs..xxx

S.C.O.U.T.: Synthetic Construct Optimized for Ultimate Troubleshooting

H.O.O.T.O.O.: Hydraulic Organism Optimized for Troubleshooting and Online Observation

G.U.R.U.: General Upgraded Repair Unit



So good, so true

shazz

Incredible!!!..


As for Conspiracy and Internet:

>B.B.C.I.: Biomechanical Being Calibrated for Infiltration<

We must stop... my sides are hurting!

I remember waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back when all this was a .com Peta sent us a link to 'godify' hootoo. The results on everyone's home pages were truly brilliant. I think I may even have the link hanging around somewhere - I'll have to look it up although I suspect that it wouldn't work these days!

In the meantime:
Googlism for: hootoo

hootoo is to complain

hmmmm...

shazz

I'm trying in vain to keep a straight face while doing my ACEing right now...

Hmm, well my username is a little over 11 letters so I had to cut off the Pan Galactic bit...Here's what came up;

Humanoid Optimized for Observation and Potential Yelling/Functional Robotic Organism Optimized for Destruction.

Apt I think
PGHG

As I'm kind of reconstructing my personal space [slowly but hopefully surely], I accordingly updated it...


Oh... I found out that GuideMl was in fact a...
General Upgraded Individual Designed for Exploration and Mandatory Learning.

New page looking good loup!

shazz