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Greebs..xx

None pigs can't talk!

That's what I was going to say! Foiled again!

Hmmm... what if Farmer Greebo has particularly clever pigs? After all she is a talking, writing, all singing, all dancing cat who eats s!

shazz

I'm with Shazz on this one. If the question can be asked by a talking (etc. ) cat, then seven pigs can engage in a complex socioethnopolitical debate about skin colouring

Is that a word Danny??? If me finds you are just making up these long words to make me work harder me will sit on you!!!! And that's a rather nasty way to go... let me tell you!!!

Greebs..xx

Of course it's a word... Well, it's probably a word... It looks like a word... It might be a word... It's probably not a word...

I made it up. Please forgive me

You're a wascally fellow and no mistake... Grrrrrrrrr... Me knew it... all that wading through dictionaries for nothing... dagnabit!!!

Greebs..xx

Oh no it is Animal farm revisited. Mind you neither Shazz nor Master B have siad that this 'intelligent pigs' would give and answer of 7 is they could oin fact exist. As for Greebo talking sure she can type but I have yet to hear her talk.

Cats have great dexterity. Which is why she enjoys so much.

It's DANNY B, not Master B (Of all the people to be confused with ). I'll forgive you *this* time DD...

And I thought I'd said seven in my post above, but I may have deleted it by accident - it's being that sort of morning.

off to check I didn't call the Master Danny in the Fantasy Football thread.

No you did put seven but dipspexic me dinnae read it right.

I think Master B would be even more upset at being called Danny

as for socioethnopolitical if its not a word it should be. I think I'll use it in my letter to The Times today.

*I* have heard Greebo talk and a beautiful voice she has too...

shazz

Me sure wouldn't want to come across it at the Olympic Spelling Bee... oh and me can to talk... ask Shazz... she talks to me all the time... er sometimes...

Greebs..xx

Told you so... ~snigger~

Greebs..xx

**turns up a bit late**

**nods in sage agreement with most of the above**

I have been referred to as Danny numerous times, unfortunately.

B

*nods sagely*

Ah yes now the confusion starts.

Well, B, if you will go to parties dressed as Monty Python characters...

No skirts you two. I know you want to.