h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Mew!

Hi, NM,

This sight makes an octopus look like an amoeba.
I thought I'd got a bit I could hold on to but then it evaporated. So I decided to take you up on your offer.

Having read your helpful explanation I realise that Fairly Strange loses a little in translation.

So, Fairly or Monsy or A. N. Other I'm going to lie down for a couple of months and get the cats to feed me while I recover.

[hands Plaguesville a donut, which he got in another forum]

How very kind. Thankyou.
I shall enjoy that in a minute or two. I was going to keep it to remind me of you but a thought has just popped into my head that you would prefer me to eat it. Oh what's that? Yes I can look at your picture any time I'm feeling sad. H'mm.
D'you know I was resigned to having to exist on soggy starlings and mouse tails that Amber and Pepe bring me?
Life is worth living.
Now I've got a carton of cream here somewhere. Will I get into trouble if I offer you some? I've had a sight of Mewtwo and would prefer not to get on the wrong side of that one.
Oh I don't care, you're so cute! There you are, drink up.
Promise not to tell Pepe & Amber. They get water.
There it is again. What if they brought me doughnuts?
H'mm.

[While Plaguesville has been saying this, Mew (hovering above Plaguesville's eye-level) looks around, turns himself around, does acrobatic moves, drinks the cream, makes a "&" out of his tail, and generally gives the impressoion of paying no attention to Plaguesville. He then speaks telepathically.]

}You won't get in trouble. Mewtwo let me off the leash, so to speak, and I've been going around the H2G2 finding fun, and as long as you don't rub the "Ash Incident" (a.k.a., Pokémon: The First Movie) in, you've nothing to fear from either him or Vekura (the Female Mewtwo, in case you're wondering). I don't know what to think of Pepe or Amber as I don't know who they are. Are they "real" cats?{

Can I be a bit confused now!?

I hit "slow-Mo" H2G2 for a few days, and get compleatly lost!!!!LOL

Plaquesville, I tried to make the site organised....there's just so much I need to put in!(Yes, it's a daunting task to make changes!)

Mew....what has become of Mewtwo?

NM

[Mew decides to directly speak to NM]

}Nothing. I'm the one who left.{

[He goes and plays on a grand piano to avoid having to face the fact that he didn't really answer. No, he doesn't play a tune on the piano, he plays ON the piano]

Are Pepe and Amber "real" cats?

( Thanks for the warning. I should be safe, there is no likelihod of my using the "A.." word - I smoke a pipe and it is always my fault when the used contents get spilt, even when I'm not in the house.)

P & A were bequeathed to us when their previous slaves went to the Emerald City. Amber confused and tamed a cat hating dog by loving it, (as she does with all non feathered creatures) while Pepe survived by not touching the floor for a year until Dinah the dog went to the celestial kennel.

They are still in residence but I am not convinced that they are real cats. Would that they had your intelligence and generous spirit and, of course, doughnuts.

[hands Plaguesville another donut]