h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

~Suddenly looks up from his glass, and realises the party is still going~
Oh my, I seem to have lost a few days . Is there anything to drink left ??

hullo, Mari-rae!

the lemonade is 'interesting' for a variety of reasons. It does 'interesting' things to those who drink it.
*HIC*
I have noticed that it sometimes affects the ability to spel, and sometimes the ability to walk without falling down, and various other motor skills. It may have other 'interesting' properties that remain as yet undiscovered. Research continues back in Damogran.

The lemons themselves are also 'interesting'. Some have recently escaped from the royal kitchen, We dunno exactly how interesting THAT will get, but we are presently trying to catch them, as the have gotten onto the royal croquet grounds and they are scaring the hedgehogs and flamingos. Just a normal day in Damogran...

Care for some lemonade?
There's plenty here. And it will go with the toast.

}:=8

Oh gosh... me seemed to of dissapeared for a few days there... ~grin sheepishly~ ... what was in that last drink me had???

Milk?

'Lo alicat. this may not post but I raise a glass.

Posted and received, Dr. J. Greebs, you wonderful cat. We've missed you. These cocktails are simply fantabulous. You sure know how to throw a party.

Just realised, I'm the only one still logged on. Ah, well. * starts to demolish another bottle of Janx Spirit"

I'm still here, too, Doc. No need to drink alone.

Hi there, have a glass or seven!
How's life? want a fish?

Life is absolutely perfect. Yes, I'd love a . Time to take the dogs for a walk. I'll be right back.

If I'm not here when U get back, it's not me being rude, just a little bit tired. It's 0430 BST here. If I don't talk again tonite I'll C U tomorrow (or something(v.tired)) Have another fish or maybe two

Thank you, again, for the . Have a good night, my friend. Sweet dreams.

It is morning here i am just off 2 school.

just had 2 pop tarts yummy.
Easter hols start tomorrow!!!!

Pop tarts? Where???????
I thought they got banned for being too dangerous?
But they sure tasted nice

'The early morning snack for those wanting horrific oral burns!'

Ho hum, got nothing to do for the whole day now....
I hate early mornings. And the coffee has worn off now.

*Notices Gwennie asleep in the lap of G-A and sneaks over with a eyebrow liner stick. She is quick about her work and when she sneaks away Gwennie has a curly moustach and a pointy style goatee; a van dyke.*

Hee hee hee!!

*Accepts special lemonade from the Queen, still chortling.*

*Gets out Polaroid camera, and points it at the now absurdly be-tached Gwennie*

SNAP!

That'll come in handy later.

LOL. I love this party. Blackmail is soooo much fun.

Just remind me not to fall sleep

I'll make you a deal. I'll wake you if you nod off, if you'll wake me. I'm really wondering how Gwennie wound up on God's lap. She looks so peaceful there.