h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

LOL Mari-rae, you are an artist. The good Dr. looks stunning. Where's that camera?

*Dr J wakes up, wonders why everyone is giggling. Looks in ashtrays - No strange cigarettes. Gives up and goes to bar for a drink - bartender collapses in giggling on floor.*

OK, what's the joke? C'mon, tell me.

~Greebo opens her eyes and looks up at the good doctor...~ Tee.. Hee...

tee.. hee..
Bye! gone on holiday for 2 weeks to Tenerife.
Hope the wedding goes well.

*Dr J spoils the joke by feeling a bit hot and wiping all the make up off as he mops his face*

*waits for someone to say something silly*

LOL. He he he. I can't for the life of me think of something smart.

I suppose that was Mari-rae's idea!

I suppose i deserved it. But I was still right. All the ladies were asleep.

*Tries to look contrite*

I take offense to that one, Doc J.

Why? What've I done??

When I posted the comment according to Who's on etc everyone was asleep.

*Goes into corner and sulks* Mutter, mutter....nobody loves me, everybody hates me, going into the garden to eat worms.

LOL. Get your snout out of the mud, Doc. I have to tell you it was God that painted you up. He's notorious for for His pranks. You know everyone loves you.

*Wanders casually over to where God was to give him a swift kick or three. Looks worried*

Ummm, have I gone blind or has Big G really disappeared? *Hopes its the latter then he can sin without retribution*

ROFLOL. No, I believe He has disappeared. You are free to sin all you want. I think I, too, will take advantage of the situation. BTW, D.J., you look stunning.

Is this a come-on?

*Tries to act nonchalantly, but fails miserably*

LOL Of course it's a come-on. Do you think this is just idle time? I love you, doc.

one of my friends got married and after they tied the not they left the church to the sound of STAR WARS and THE FUN LOVING CRIMINALS not the normal wedding march

march 25th was the day the new year began in ENGLAND until 1752

*Bursts into forum with clean, sparkly face*

Hi peeps! Sorry I've been absent..... I found this really good book and sort of became absorbed......

*Spies Dr. J*

Wow! Whose the super model with the plate of worms?

Less than a week to go Greebo, then? *Smug grin* No second thoughts?
*Winks*

*Gwennie remembers the absolute hunk who asked for her phone number on her hen night....... Sigh!* I was a good girl though!

~Greebo rushes to the bar and gets another tray of drinkies...~ Come on everyone... we can't flag... whose for another drink?

I'm always for another drink. Or several. Smashing party, Greebs. BTW, someone left a fresh box of doughnuts at the door.

*Hanging in the back of the crowd, steering clear of Dr. J.*

~Greebo hands the tray of drinkies to Ali... grabs a large whisky... and then goes off to investigate the box of doughnuts...~