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oooh rabbit rabbit...

what happens if they don't listen to me?

then... then we're in a lot of trouble
Imeriden wasnt prepaired for that sort of enslaught...
defences are low, supplies wont last indefinately,
and the civilians will panic...

I dont need to join the dots for you lycan
even with them back in yurick we will have cause to worry,
they wont stay there long till they get a new comander,
but hopefully it will be long enough to gather our own stregnth

what if they brought another army with them?

okay okay... I will try...

even then it will take a while to get there....
by then all could be lost

you will oh thankyou lycan
but you ever do this again and i will give you over to shylar for skinning

I meant leader

I gave the order... I think...

then... were in a lot of trouble,

alright then, your coming with me, anything happens the magicians are waiting and i think shylar has silver...
betray me again lycan and it will be the last thing you do
betray the guild and i will take it very personally

coming?

I don't want to stay here...

*takes his arm and brings him back to life*

*Wanders deadside for some time, looking for Syian.*

Syian? Syian?! Where are you?

*Goes to the gates of Hell proper, but is stopped by a large man with a jackal's head.*

[Anubis] Go no further, mortal. You cannot save her now.

Out of mny way, Anubis. I don't care what the gods think, I have to find her!

*Anubis picks Kazinishi up by the neck.*

[Anubis]Osiris seems to think you are special somehow. I don't. I have no qualms about killing you, so I suggest you leave my realm before I make you.

No...you don't understand...

[Anubis]Silence, mortal! *Anubis opens a portal to life side and chucks Kazinishi out.*

*appears in the Realm of the dead*

lets see... gate five... oh so close. the pitch is still a tiny bit out...

*retunes bell just a little*

*ding*

*the walls around her shake and seem to fall away and suddenly she is at the ninth gate looking down into the deep Abyss*

Ah.... Perfect....

*a swirling mass of spirit energy swarms up to meet Alicia and encloses her in an unearthly green glow*

spirit: You walker of the mortal plane what wish you

I am a necromancer, my name ALICIA BRYMN here it and tremble for I am mistress over this place...

spirit: HA foolish mortal what makes you think you have right to claim this thing?

I am holder of the book of spirits the Necronomenon, I wield the blade of souls, I hold the bells of destiny I am kindred and kin and yet I walk not amongst you, I am the key to your freedom and the bars blocking your way, I was preordained to be master of your futures and horror of your past.

spirit: you cannot be the one mortal... you are human

Mostly human... I am kindred

spirit: one quarter elf is insufficient

and werewolf...

spirit: I don't really have the time for your pettiness, what is your wish ye who walks the daylight path

I demand my stake...

spirit: your insufficient...

then....my wish is to be kindred.... completely kindred

spirit: and the wolf?

there can be kindred werewolves....

*the glow around her glows red and flickers like flames billowing around her*

Spirit: It has been done


now I am sufficient?

Spirit: You may cross the gate without the ferryman yes...

I rule this realm?

Spirit: As much as any with ties to sunlight can...

I will return

Spirit: I do not doubt that...

Oh... I forgot...

*rings bell*

*the spirit screams in agony and falls through the ninth gate to the dark abyss beyond*

No-one says I'm insufficient...

*walks back to life*