h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, it had to happen, and here it is. Garibaldi Trains 'Where we know what track your mind is on'

Tell everyone about this place, and soon, when we have enough passengers we will be off.

*places notices about the 'Garibaldi Around the World in 80 Days Trip, that is coming soon' on all the seats*

Ohhhhhh... me does so love to travel by train... tis so romantic... ~grin~

Afternoon to you both.
Could somebody *phew* give me a hand with this *ugh* luggage? I'm sure I didn't *ooph* pack this much!

*coughs* Luggage? Did you pay extra on your ticket Wowbagger? My trips are becoming so popular there not be room for luggage.

If you ask really nicely *rubs his ring hand fingers together as in motioning ofr money* then I am sure I will be able to help you out.

Oh, and for Greebo being the first passenger, she gets a FREE ticket to my Around the World in 80 days trip coming soon

Gosh what a lucky cat me is... ~Grin~

Well, it pays to be on time, this train will have to leave soon. So I offer the first person a special offer on the next trip

Payment? Extra for luggage? Sheesh! What sort of a rail trip is this?

And as for free tickets to Around the World... I'm sure greebo would love a chaperone. Perhaps that should be two free tickets .

No, it says one free ticket. I will lose heaps of money just because Greebo has been givena free ticket.

As for your luggage, lets see what Shazz and Monsy and Co bring. If there is enough room, I am sure we could fit your luggage on

Staggers in with many strangely shaped boxes and cases*
I have the provisions here Mr G! You DID say that you wanted all these army rations just in case didn't you?
Do I get the state room as promised... after all I am Minister for Relxation now you know!
shazz

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I don't know if his duties will allow him to spare the time to come Mr G!
shazzPRME

Well, providing he doesn't find out about it, then there will be nothing to worry about. I really can't afford much more money.

Anyway, while we are on our trip, please make your way to the club car, where the bar staff will serve you anything.

However you will have to excuse the smell, it seems it leaks in here when it rains, and well the carpet is all damp

*Splish, splosh, splish, splosh*
Which way exactly is it then Mr. G?
shazz

*slouches and pouts*
...probably not anywhere near MY seat.

*splash splish splosh*

This train is very long isn't it? How much further is this club car... you DID remember to attach it didn't you Mr G?
*splish splosh splat*
Oops... sorry Wowbagger, did I get you then?
shazz

*splish splosh*

Ah, well you see, that the club car is um.... *gets out a map*

Ok, the club car is at the end of the train.

Did I forget to mention that I would be offering FREE tickets to my trip around the world in 80 trip to people who get other fare paying passengers on here? Thought not...

*Gets out mobile phone*
shazzPRME

You can't win by sheer personality alone Shazz *laughs*

Ok, enjoy yourself, we will leave in a day or so when we get more people on.

Umm.... er.... What has happened here? Could this be the first failure of Garibaldi? Plese lets hope not, this was going to be such a lovely trip

Not at all Mr G We all sploshed our way to the end and found the dining car and bar and have all been enjoying your hospitality ever since! Unfortunately my mobile doesn't seem to work on here though... just exactly WHAT fuel is this train using?
shazzPRME