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alicat (Patron Saint of Good Taste) Posted Apr 1, 2000
Perhaps it is a world-wide day of sunshine. 
Would anyone like a beer? I have a whole case to myself today, and it's bad to drink alone. Someone told me that, anyway. There's still plenty of pizza.
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Ioreth (on hiatus) Posted Apr 1, 2000
I'll have a slice...
Mmm, extra cheese.
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alicat (Patron Saint of Good Taste) Posted Apr 1, 2000
Have you ever heard of a baked bean pizza? Mike a says they're awesome. Maybe I'll try a slice of that. *munch, munch* Oooh, they really are good. I wonder what the after effects will be. Beans, beans...
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Mike A (snowblind) Posted Apr 1, 2000
...good for your...lungs?
Right now it is 10.25pm GMT, but it sure don't feel like it! Looks like it's time for me to act the h2g2 night-owl again!
What make is your beer? Do you have any cider? Shall we pop over to the bar?
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Ioreth (on hiatus) Posted Apr 1, 2000
Hoo boy. It's night time over there. That's so weird.
the more you eat, the more you...
I guess that particular poem is international.
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Mike A (snowblind) Posted Apr 1, 2000
The more you eat, the more you...
...drink?
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alicat (Patron Saint of Good Taste) Posted Apr 1, 2000
Yes, drink, that's it. I have a case of Molson's " Canadian ". It is very patriotic beer. Mike, have you been to Katsy's party, lately?
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Mike A (snowblind) Posted Apr 1, 2000
Not lately, no. Everybody seems to have disappeared from there 
. Strange that I should be stuck to the roof holding helium baloons over there, yet be getting drunk outta my skull in two places here.
Did I say I'd get drunk again? Damn. Well, I'd better live up to the witches prophecies...
I never tried Canadian before...you from Canada?
*knocks back a can*
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Ioreth (on hiatus) Posted Apr 1, 2000
I'll take... Canada Dry. Not gonna get drunk till tonight. (afternoon here)
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Mike A (snowblind) Posted Apr 1, 2000
Lucky you!
How many can you got?
Have we forgotten about the flooding here? I think we have. A bad mistake.
****, the drinks are floatinf AwAy!
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alicat (Patron Saint of Good Taste) Posted Apr 1, 2000
Yes, I'm from Canada. Very near Niagara Falls. You must meet everyone there tonight. Coelacanth is going to swim up the Horseshoe Falls. She booked the Sheraton Fallsview's 20th floor for the celebratory party. There's still time to place a bet.
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Mike A (snowblind) Posted Apr 1, 2000
It's ok, the flooding has been fixed actually. That bit there was just the rest of the water draining away. Just don't try to use the taps or anything. 
Who's this Coelacanth dude then?
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msmonsy Posted Apr 1, 2000
hello again oh my!! this place sure has been busy, i really must try to get on h2g2 more often .....
hhhhmmmmm....i am in need of a drink, anyone happen to have one handy??
monsy 
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alicat (Patron Saint of Good Taste) Posted Apr 1, 2000
Monsy, there is any kind of drink your heart desires. I'm drinking beer right now. What is your pleasure? Mike, Coelacanth is a prehistoric fish, thought to be extinct. Not only is she not extinct, she's in Niagara Falls right now. Seems two floors of the Sheraton Fallsview are now booked for two weeks. All you can eat and drink.
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Mike A (snowblind) Posted Apr 1, 2000
You want anything in particular?
(the bar will go bonkers when they see this!)
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Mike A (snowblind) Posted Apr 1, 2000
Alicat, how does she hope to swim -up- Niagra Falls?
You did say -up-, didn't you?
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coelacanth Posted Apr 1, 2000
*On mobile telephone under the Rainbow Bridge*
"Oh yes - up!"
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