h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I guess we will have to wait till tomorrow to find out why.

*wakes up from two day slumber on the bar floor*
Hey, how come I got all of these boot prints all over me? Self Service! I'm all over that!
*takes a bottle of Gin*
I'll be in the corner if anybody needs me, and by the by, I'm not an ACE, just a plain old Sub Editor.

Is i so drunk i is talking to myself ?

Hey, you're not the only one!
*slumps back into the corner*

*collapses into Engels's lap and pukes*

I can't wait for when I get into Uni...I think I may be doing a lot more of this

Hey, me too, (but maybe a little neater) getting puked on isn't particularly my forte.
*takes another swig of gin and falls over*

Well, I'm off to sleep now. Bye

Later friend, guess im all alone now, just me and the liquer. Oh well guess ill have to make the best of it. Ill just make myself a martini.

Champagne all round we've made Peta's Picks.

Cool, im in for that

~blows bubbles~
are fishes allowed champagne???
~fishy grins~

*yawns*

*blinks*

*dunks fish into champagne*

~fishy anger~

That's not fair Mike. BTW have you met my friend.

~fishy point to Great White in corner~

He's been in a Spielberg Movie you know.

Rescues Leazes from

*shakily*
I propose a toast to the great white in the corner
^

Was Leazes the fish? Lorks, I must be really out of it!

*shakes head fast*

Being drunk is NOT COOL!

FISH? Wow am I lost man, I think I need to sober up somehow, but being drunk is just to damn fun.
*stumbles back over to the bar*
I think I'll just have another martini

~Leazes splutters some, then blows bubbles with a dark look on his face~
Thanks for rescuing me, Jack...
~fishy waves~
Hi everyone, I'm Joanna's Fish Leazes.....

Yo

Hello Fishy

~fishy waves~
Whoever's serving, I'd like a shot of brandy, please. Help calm my nerves.