h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Mew.

Righto.

}Where's Billian?{

The Gym, possibly. You read his previous forum post!

{That we did.}

}Though not to the very pixel.{

{Pixel??}

}You know, those little dots that make up the picture on the screen...{

No, I'm not battling army guy until I finish my exams next Friday. I should be revising Maths right now...

D'OH! That's okay, I'll be in Washington, DC until next friday!

}I'm going there tomorrow. If we meet, you won't recognize me, though. {

Me-sa back!

}Me(w), too!{

And that previous post, for those of you with the mental capacity of a parsnip, was corny.

I'm back too, and fashionably late, as usual. Anyways, the time for waiting is over. After much deliberation, it's finally time to battle Lt. Surge!!!!

}Good, I greatly dislike long waits.{

I see. Well, it's time!

}Good, I hate long waits.{

I thought it was greatly dislike.

Anyone else notice that it's impossible to be really sure about the gender of the main character in Pokémon Stadium?

{Actually, I hadn't paid a surfeit of attention to it. You all look alike to me.}

}Translation: she's never played Pokémon: Stadium. Incidentally, Vekura, I will never forget Ash.{

Ah. So when the } are pointing in, it's Mewtwo, and when they're pointing out it's Vekura? And Mew speaks for himself?

}You "sa mighten be sayen dat"{

Fascinating. You're getting more and more human day by day. This time it's sarcasm.