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Post 1

Tonsil Revenge (PG)

Looks more like Ogrecise to me...


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Post 2

Post Team

Is that a word??? ... Hmmm... if me finds out that's a word me will kick myself!!!

Greebs..xx


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Post 3

Tonsil Revenge (PG)

Now, there's something you don't see every day...


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Post 4

Post Team

Aha!!! You were just kidding... tis not a real word after all!! ~hugs~

Greebs..xx


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Post 5

Tonsil Revenge (PG)

Wait a second. I'm still intrigued by the concept of a cat "kicking".
How, exactly, do that work?


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Post 6

Post Team

~huge grin~ Come now... you must have seen a cat at some point... there are many, many strange and wonderful positions a cat can get itself into that must seem truely amazing to an animal with limited agility...

Greebs..xx


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Post 7

Tonsil Revenge (PG)

Yesss, but I can kick myself and it hurts. I wear shoes.
How does a walking toilet seat cover hurt itself with a fur-covered paw?
I can see a horse kicking itself, it's got really big toenails.
But a moggie?


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Post 8

Post Team

~Ting~...

~Greebo extends just one of her titanium tipped false claws and examines it closely~

If cats were clumsy enough to go around kicking themselves... it would be quite a tragic accident me thinks...

Greebs..xx


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Post 9

Tonsil Revenge (PG)

Now you see my... your point!


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Post 10

Post Team

Me can see a point... but not necessarily your point...

Greebs..xx


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Post 11

Tonsil Revenge (PG)

I talked Uvula this morning about it. She is a nurse, and thus half a doctor. I am the spouse of half a doctor. That makes us almost experts on anything to do with animals, since that's what huming beans are. In our almost expert opinions, we think it is impossible for a cat to kick itself.


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Post 12

Post Team

~Greebo rumndates on the problem...~

Hmmmm... well me is certainly not going to try it just so you can be at peace with yourself...

~Greebo rumndates some more...~

But whilst me has your spouses attention... ~sly grin~... could you ask her about this pain that me has been having all down my left side???

Greebs..xx


Aiiiighghghghghghghgh!

Post 13

Tonsil Revenge (PG)

It's the end of the woild!
Greebs made a "Marvin" reference!
smiley - run


Aiiiighghghghghghghgh!

Post 14

Post Team

~Greebo glances up at subject~

Yes that's what me feels from this pain me has been having... er... hmmm... please come back...

Greebs..xx


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Post 15

Tonsil Revenge (PG)

smiley - headhurts
Are you an android cat?


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Post 16

Post Team

No me is Greebo T. Cat of course... ~sigh~

Greebs..xx


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