The h2g2 Poem
Created | Updated Jul 7, 2004
Writer's Block
Writer's block is a terrible thing
When ideas it doth not bring
A pen I cannot seem to find
And idea will not form within my mind
I feel as though this soon will end
Without a thought thus to spend
A poem I meant to write
But inspiration is not within my sight
Too much time on my hands there is
So a muse I need to train the fizz
And crackle of ideas that's here
Or just to write when they're near
Of ideas in dreams and a poets fear
I meant to write a jolly quirk
But nothing will surface through the murk
The weather fine
Shows no sign
Of things to write about
So I put down my pen now to shout
For some rain to complain about
A poet's life is an easy thing
Though no profit it doth bring
Tell me please if you do see
An inspired thought that comes to me
I need something someone to hold
If that is I may be as bold
For poems I still send
When from a headache I need to mend
On holiday even then to my readers I send in advance
A little sonnet left not to chance
Come now please dispel my block
For this poem rests on a rock
A rhyme I need for my line
Unless it's left for vultures on to dine
I give up I really do
This poem is officially through
A page is wasted on a thing
When the poet suffers not to bring
The readers look then go away
Knowing my poem has gone astray