Me wuz trapped in da lift las' evenin.
Not fuh well long tho'.
An' I iz not well scared hof dem small spaces,
So dat's wicked.
This lift is monitored 24 hours a day by Remote Elevator Monitoring (REM®)
But me did check
Dat I would not dig dyin
In da stinkin box-fing
In da henclosed punani
In da mingin hotel
Hat da side hof dis friggin hairport
In the unlikely event that the lift stops between floors, press the button in the panel below
I would dig dyin wiv da winders opun
An' da sound hof ma bitches chatterin
Jus' hout dere in da sun
Thank you. Shortly, you will be in direct communication with Otis
Aiii! Who iz dis Otis geeza? Iz e me bruva? Is it coz I is black?
Maximum Respeck, Ben