A Conversation for Perfection
I've been enlightened
Bennus Started conversation May 1, 1999
Now i know why my girlfriend dissapeared!!
I've been enlightened
Nhi Vanye i Chya Posted May 1, 1999
Sadly, she must have been perfect for you..?
I want to be enlightened
Mark Posted May 1, 1999
I am a few stone overweight at the moment, can you give me any tips?
I want to be enlightened
Mark Posted May 2, 1999
OK did that - still the same weight. How long does this little "scheme" of yours take anyway?
I want to be enlightened
The Grand High Pomogranate Posted May 2, 1999
Only until you reach perfection, then you just vanish...
Or not...
On disappearing females.
Miss Gunn Posted May 12, 1999
Yes, this disappearance thing happens to females quite regularly. Contrary to popular belief, those of us who attain perfection do not leave this reality, we just become invisible. Do you know how bloody hard it is to clip one's nails when you can't see them?!?! It's not easy being perfect....
On disappearing females.
Hedgehog Posted Jun 9, 1999
I wanted to go out with a girl who perfect. She said I couldn't see her because she was seeing someone else.
Don't you ever wonder why we poor men get confused?
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