h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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Tought I'd help out Joanna
Gave an S30 a name
Won't mention if again
I'm not getting cursed again
It's the Doughnut unmentioned
I've got those Doughnut Blues Again

Make the an a the in the second line.

I woke up late this morning,
I'd had quite a snooze.
Joanna gave me an IWA,
How could I refuse?
What a perfect cure,
For those Virtual Doughnut blues.

I've spoken to Joanna,
We've debated hard and long,
Yet no matter how I tell her,
She keeps spelling "Doughnut" wrong.
I think I'll hit the bottle,
I've got the Virtual DOughnut Blues again.

<BB<

Well gee! I didn't mean to have you all singing the blues about donuts! They're supposed to be nice!
Joanna-the-sorry

It's just the occasional occasion that occassionally we get them Doughnut Blues.



See only occasionally.

And yet this page is only a day old, and there already 5 verses...

Ah, memories as was pointed out earlier today there are 13 incarnations of the Donut/Doughnut stall so if there are only 5 verses it most be because of the excellent service.

And the new verse only serves to point out you can get the virtual doghnut blues when you can't get to the doughnuts

I ordered a Doughnut
Never got to enjoy it in peace
Got pushed off the keyboard
My father didn't heed my pleas
Let me eat my Donut
Or I'll get those Virtual Doughnut blues

Surely for Blues its
?

I got a honey doughnut,
'Cause I love that sweet taste,
Then tried to do some writin'
I had no time to waste,
But now my keyboard's sticky,
I got them Virtual Doughnut Blues again.

What a pleasant surprise to see this one pop up again Thanks Ormondroyd, it's in.