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nim the cat (STILL choking in air pollution) Started conversation Jul 6, 2000
Dear GOD,
I have recently been rather rude to a celestial divine being just to get his attention, and then he had to go and be so nice and make a miracle specially for me ( and the miracle worked !)
And I just might do it again because I find his angry rantings and ravings and thunders and lightenings and earthquakes rather fun, even if I only see them second hand.
Does that mean I won't get an absolution?
absolutly weekend crazy
nim
PS. Can I apply for sainthood?
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GOD Posted Jul 20, 2000
Oh...ah. Well I have been away !!! 
Just for that I grant you absolution !!! 
...and furthermore, I'll get Saint Peter to overlook the tough selection critera for becoming an Guardian Angel...
I hope as your new employer, that this 'slightly' embarrassing incident is our little secret...
No really...
Under lock"n"key...
- Moving In Mysterious Ways.
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nim the cat (STILL choking in air pollution) Posted Jul 20, 2000
(trying to figure out how balance halo on fluffy ears and glasses)
I'm SOOOOOOOO glad you'r back.
(rubs a few tears away)
I hate being left alone ...
Where do I apply for my new title?
nim (glad to have found a deity to hang on to)
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GOD Posted Jul 20, 2000
St.Peter - Hello !!!
You can 'officially' apply here over here...
http://www.h2g2.com/A300943
Just fill out the attached form in triplicate...
Bye...
St.P.
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