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CEC - Confessional Box III

Post 1

nim the cat (STILL choking in air pollution)

Dear GOD,

I have recently been rather rude to a celestial divine being just to get his attention, and then he had to go and be so nice and make a miracle specially for me ( and the miracle worked !)
And I just might do it again because I find his angry rantings and ravings and thunders and lightenings and earthquakes rather fun, even if I only see them second hand.
Does that mean I won't get an absolution?

absolutly weekend crazy

nim

PS. Can I apply for sainthood?


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Post 2

GOD

Oh...ah. Well I have been away !!! smiley - winkeye

Just for that I grant you absolution !!! smiley - smiley

...and furthermore, I'll get Saint Peter to overlook the tough selection critera for becoming an Guardian Angel... smiley - winkeye

I hope as your new employer, that this 'slightly' embarrassing incident is our little secret... smiley - winkeye

No really...

Under lock"n"key... smiley - smiley

smiley - fish - Moving In Mysterious Ways.


CEC - Confessional Box III

Post 3

nim the cat (STILL choking in air pollution)


(trying to figure out how balance halo on fluffy ears and glasses)

I'm SOOOOOOOO glad you'r back.

(rubs a few tears away)

I hate being left alone ...

Where do I apply for my new title?


nim (glad to have found a deity to hang on to)


CEC - Confessional Box III

Post 4

GOD

St.Peter - Hello !!! smiley - smiley

You can 'officially' apply here over here...

http://www.h2g2.com/A300943

Just fill out the attached form in triplicate... smiley - winkeye

Bye... smiley - smiley

St.P.


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