h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*carries on painting the wall*

*starts on another wall as he does so*

*finished that wall but spots a bit he missed on the previous one and goes over it, before starting on a third wall*

*sings "Alcohol" to Anthea while he paints the final wall*

<Ew!Y'know how that sounds,doncha?>

*finishes the wall and steps back to take a look*

So, don't tell me I missed a spot

< I guess you didn't like the song then noot busted neough for you>

< Barenaked LAdies is a band you ignorant person... and you have been to Canada!!! you pop loving teenage girl>

<*bangs his head against a wall* yes of course they are... like I tell my sister in law every few weeks... she still insists them are American no they ain't>

er... do we have a garage dear?

I thought we did... or was it a basement

Do you like the yellow now its on the wall?

well done darling,
your very good at painting i should get you to do it more often
I will go make some lunch while you put the curtins up shall i

* to the kitchen before he realises*