h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*the bedroom is huge, looking strangely like the honeymoon suite of the hotel Khamsin and Anthea stayed in. Indeed, in the bedside table drawers and the wardrobe are more of the...items...that Feuille procured from them *

*carries her in and places her gently on the bed*

*he kisses her on the forehead*

I cam't believe thius house was bought with cheese

Indeed it is... exradanery

have you viewed the house yet?

maybe we should wait till morning now

Yes wait till morning...

*lies on the bed claps his hands and it goes pitch black*

*wakes up as the light slants through the windows and gets out of bed then works her way out of the room and down to the kitchen*

*pulls on a robe and follows her down*

*pulls his wife into the bedroom and locks the door behind him*

and now we are alone

Yes thats certenly true

*kisses her*

*the next hour is censored*

< *ahem* censored yes.... no moderators hunting here no...>

< exactly... now its your post Anthea in character this time>

*kisses him*
*ahem*
well thats an interesting way to spend a stormy afternoon

yes it was...

I hope we didn't disturb Feuille

I'm sure she wouldent have noticed

I'm sure she will tell us otehrwise

well, er...

erm...

I think its about time we got out of bed darling...
we have been here for an terrably long time

yes we have

*goes into the bathroom and turns on the shower*