h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*a large room with dark parquee wooden floors, and wood-panelled walls, a large wooden table and intricately designed, velvet-seated chairs. The cutlery is of the finest silver, and the drinks cabinet is /very/ well stocked *

Pardon me, but do you have any grey poupon? {upon driving up in an elegently outfitted though well travelled Rolls}

...and a cold beer?

*walks into the room and sets the table*

excuse me...
*sets the places*

*walks in with a tray full of the food prepared in the kitchen*

who is this dear?

*places the food down o the table*

*walks in*
Hello all, I found this package in the hallway, its addressed to "A good boy", is that you Khamsin?

~Skenvoy

I am a good boy

Skenvoy!
I dont know who the other person is...

well i guess this is yours then *hands Khamsin the package*

~Skenvoy

who sent it?

whats in it?

i have no idea

~Skenvoy

Skenvoy are you staying for dinner?
because i think theres some more in the kitchen...
Its not a problem really...

Anthea do you mind opening it for me?

*opens the package and leaves it on the table without looking at it*

there

wow, what a nice whip you have Khamsin
*there is a whip on the table*

~Skenvoy

*put his hand in the box and pulls out a walnut whip*

did yu send this sken??

Skenvoy did you send this to me?

nope not this one
*100 delivery boys walk in carrying crates with the word "Real genuine Whip" written on the side*
Now those ones I sent

~Skenvoy

...

*looks at the card* from Feuille

I hate to ask... but what are we going to do with that
and all of those
*points at crates*

I'm sure Khamsin will have some idea of what you can do...

~Skenvoy