h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You join the army then complain when there are no quads or invisibles lying on the battle field.

You join the army, get shot, shout medic, then complain when the medic takes longer than 30 seconds to get to you, then complain more when they doesn't instantly heal you!

You join the army then complain that you can't reload your weapon by just picking up some ammo or pressing on a key.

You join the army, sneak into the enemy base using the under water tunnels (ie. sewers), then wonder why you can't find the flag.

You join the army, get an RL (Rocket Launcher), point it down and try to rocket jump.

You complain when you can't find any university courses souly on Quake 3.

You see an old man walking along slowly and think HPB!

Your watching the olympics and wonder how the athletes get such low pings.

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