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Happy Birthday Hootoo

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It's Thursday - here's The Post!

The online source of fun and games

That we all love the most

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Here, have a piece of cake.

Guide entries taught me cooking skills

Like how to roast and bake

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My entry's made Front Page!

And it only took a couple of months

For it to reach that stage

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Got a question to ask?

Cos all the wise researchers

Just love that kind of task

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Nighthoover says 'Hello!'

And everyone's left wondering

Where the hell'd he go?

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Who says we can't take a joke?

Let's all have another Meet

Downstairs at The Penderel's Oak

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Please mind your BLEEPs and SØDs

Otherwise you'll find yourself

On the wrong side of the Mods!

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Alabaster, Brunel or Goo?

Or if you're a Digibox user

There's plain-skin just for you.

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Where else would you be able

To learn the safe removal

Of blu-tak from your navel

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You're 5 years old today

So let's all raise our glasses

To the much-missed DNA

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