The h2g2 Poem - Lucky Star and Reddyfreddy
Created | Updated Apr 28, 2004
Happy Birthday Hootoo
Happy Birthday Hootoo
It's Thursday - here's The Post!
The online source of fun and games
That we all love the most
Happy Birthday Hootoo
Here, have a piece of cake.
Guide entries taught me cooking skills
Like how to roast and bake
Happy Birthday Hootoo
My entry's made Front Page!
And it only took a couple of months
For it to reach that stage
Happy Birthday Hootoo
Got a question to ask?
Cos all the wise researchers
Just love that kind of task
Happy Birthday Hootoo
Nighthoover says 'Hello!'
And everyone's left wondering
Where the hell'd he go?
Happy Birthday Hootoo
Who says we can't take a joke?
Let's all have another Meet
Downstairs at The Penderel's Oak
Happy Birthday Hootoo
Please mind your BLEEPs and SØDs
Otherwise you'll find yourself
On the wrong side of the Mods!
Happy Birthday Hootoo
Alabaster, Brunel or Goo?
Or if you're a Digibox user
There's plain-skin just for you.
Happy Birthday Hootoo
Where else would you be able
To learn the safe removal
Of blu-tak from your navel
Happy Birthday Hootoo
You're 5 years old today
So let's all raise our glasses
To the much-missed DNA
