h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

If you weren't from Canada, and therefore fictional[1], I would say that you were me.

I've been espousing this view on Tuesday for 14 years now. I've always hated Tuesdays, for the very reasons you mention.

I zero'd in on the link for this page in the hope of heaping scorn and vitriol on anything positive said about Tuesday, and now I stand dumbfounded. I bask in the warm glow of your hatred of Tuesdays.


Pereant, inquit, qui ante nos nostra dixerunt.
[Confound those who have said our remarks before us.]
-- Aelius Donatus

I don't know if you said it before me, but you published it before me. I must remember to send a certified copy of all my witty thoughts to the copyright office.


--
Rev. David 'id' Bills


[1] Any American man has heard the story from one of his friends, "I have a girlfriend. You don't know her, she's from Canada." It's almost a part of our national psyche. All fictional girlfriends are from Canada, and they're pretty much the only Canadians you ever hear about, therefore all Canadians are fictional.