h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi there.

If you are suffering from paranoia, please try to express the details of this problem here and the counsellor will get back to you as soon as possible.

KimotoCat

Or look around in the shadows for a third personality and make Trianoia....

That wasn't nice to the sick-minded, Lanc!

My apologies to the sick minded and you also.

Maybe I was misunderstood?

In the 14th mellenium while traveling through the galexy on my motocruiser and my trusty babel fish attached to my ear, I came upon a man snatched from earth just before it's distruction. All for an interchange?

In a time warp moment of logic and vision he relayed to me something almost galexy shaking in importance. Every piece of corporial life has at least 2 sides. A positive or good and a negative or bad. Some species including man have more but with other various flavors of neurotoxic behavior.

Paranoia is a complex association of neuro transmitters, endorphins, neuro plastic links that both read positive or negative. Hence PARAnoia (a pair of noids).

I was just counting to your humble charge a method of getting over the twos. Find a third personality yours or borrow anothers and it can make you trianoia. That is a state of really paranoid or almost normal.

I'll have to think about that and get back to you.

So will I.

-KimotoCat