h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*At the Concordia Calypso Magic Shop, R. Thinman builds and sells magical gadgets and machines. He built the forge used in the Imardin Guild. All prices negotiable.*

*R. Thinman tinkers with a gyroscope*

*enters the shop*

Oh hello, I'd like one of those things you're holding.

*looks aroudn the shop at the other stuff here*

[R. Thinman] One gyroscope, spins forever, and start-up cord: 5 gold. Are you interested in anything else here?

I don't know, what hve you got?

[R Thinman] Here you may find every machine ever envisioned that can fit in one's pocket. Can I interest you in a watch that keeps perfect time?

To be honest, what's the point of knowing the exact time if no one else does?

But, interesting, nonetheless...

What have you got down the lines of transportation?

[R. Thinman] Over there are some rocket-powered roller-skates, but they have not been tested yet. Here is a bicycle, which would more suit Sir. If you describe a machine for me, I may be able to build it.

Actually, do you have a catalog?
I have to go back to Imardin but I would still like to be able to see your stuff. And show it to others, possibly.

[R. Thinman] A catalog, sir? I'm afraid I have not. But take this magic mirror and you can view everything in the shop. If you press the red button, you can speak with me. *hands over a silver hand mirror*

Ok, sure, that works.
I gotta get back to Imardin quickly.. we may soojn be under attack!...

*leaves hurriedly*

*pays for the gyroscope and takes the mirror carefully*

*now leaves*

[R. Thinman] Thank you, come again.

*concentrates on making a watch with interest*