h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*they take out a number of the larger flyers which then caren down and squash some orcs below*

*the deamons start to take out the remaining catapults decommishioning them and those who were "manning" them*

*there are still a number of catcpults left though they are all in the process of loading *

*the Goblins push ladders aggainst the walls and start scaling*

*More vollies are fired at the onslaughting air creatures*

*The ladders and orcs scaling them are attacked by pushing the laaders down*

*the deamons move onto other catapults eather decomissioning them completely or turning them round to be maned by the remaining small force of undead*

*another battering ram makes it to the door and comes a knocking*

*one of the ladders is held in place by a dozen goblins*

*More boiling oil rains down on the orcs*

*Arrows rain on the orcs holding the ladder in place*

*Those orcs holding the battering ram die of burns but more come and pick up the ram and beat upon the door*

*they slowly let go of the ladder*

*more oil is poured from the door, this time its alight, like a rain of fire*

*the orcs give up on the door for now, and start concentrate on throwing up ladders*

*Comes up behind a regiment of Iskar. Coats his sword with some fast-acting poison he has had in his pocket since he 'visited' outpost Yurick.*

So...there are Fomor in this world too...

*Sneaks up behind one and slashes it in the back of the neck.*