h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*stands up and applauds silently for a minute, then sits down again*

Well, I could have told that you're an expert writer of short storys, after all our conversations in the future , but this dangerously approaches the style of Douglas Adams himself! I like the beginning very much... Can't wait for the next part... Please hurry, ok?

OK, then, I hope you get online soon and post the next part (I know I'm selfish, don't tell me ). See you soon, I hope!



PP

Well, as a matter of fact, I did like it A LOT... Several times, I laughed out loud.

I wrote the first post some 10 minutes ago, then I went to my homepage, saw that you were online, went to your homepage, saw that you had posted the rest and came to read it, so sorry for any delays in answering anything you might have posted in the meantime

Really, I like this story... I don't suppose you'll have the time to continue it or write something else?

See you!



PP

Cheers.

Do you really mean that? If you wanted I could always write another part to it. And if I don't have time, I'll have to make some of my own!

Thanks! *big cheshire cat grin spreads across face*
You've made my day!

Vicki

Hey, of course I really mean it...

And, it would be GREAT to have another part floating around!

Pleeeeease do write one, ok?



PP

OK, if your that serious, how can I refuse!

*jumps up and down, overjoyed*

Oh thank you!



PP

LOL

I think that someone in here is mad. And I hope it's me.

[deep-ish voice] SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

OK, it's you, you can be the mad one

My sister has two sheep. On Thursday I came home to see them standing covered with snow.

"How do you tell the difference between a sheep's brain and a meatloaf?"
"I don't know. How?"
"I don't know either. I was hoping /you'd/ know."

[turns to Paul] GUESS how old I am. G'wan, guess!

It's only fair to tell you that Paul's not here and won't be until the weekend - sorry

If it's any help - I have *no* idea how old you are!

It IS the Weekend!

I'm somewhere between 3 and 1,498,609,813,760,942...

"between" 3 and 1,498,609,813,760,942...

Ermm, I'll start at the beginning,

4? 5? 6? 7? 8? 9? 10? 11? 12? 13? 14? 15? 16? 17? 18? 19? 20? 21? 22? 23? 24? 25? - just stop me when I get close - 26? 27? 28? 29? 30?

I meant that PP won't be back until NEXT weekend, which just so happens to be *this* weekend now...

You're already too high.

And you're only allowed to say one.

HINT: I'm old enough to read and type.

I'm already too high?

What did I already go up to? 30?

OK, what about 15?

You're less than eight off.

Less than 8? Do you mean that you're 15+8 yrs or between 15 and 23?

No, I meant that you were off by less than eight.

Fourteen possibilities left! 2-23!

Oh!
I'll take...17

Thirteen possibilities left!