h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Agreement but, Xander's still better (is this argument getting just way too inane?)

I'd have to go with yes.

Ya know, the more I watch Something Blue (and that won't be anymore because my infamous VCR has just done its stuff again- never letting another video near that thing) the more I kinda like the idea of Buffy and Spike together. It felt almost right, I mean, a little too smoochy (Wind Beneath My Wings anyone) but still, it was cool. Or I could just be completely sick and twisted, wht d'ya think?

Ya know, the more I watch Something Blue (and that won't be anymore because my infamous VCR has just done its stuff again- never letting another video near that thing) the more I kinda like the idea of Buffy and Spike together. It felt almost right, I mean, a little too smoochy (Wind Beneath My Wings anyone) but still, it was cool. Or I could just be completely sick and twisted, wht d'ya think?

Ooopsie.

You're sick and twisted. That what you wanted to hear?

Sorry

Aggressive much?

Well, talking about what a good couple Spike and Buffy make (apparently) in front of a Spike and Dru 'Shipper isn't the brightest idea of the century.

Don't get me wrong, I would find the idea of Spike and Buffy falling in love amusing, I just have these pretty fixed ideas as to who/what should go out with who/what.

Ok, v apologetic. So what do you do in light of the fact that *every* established couple have broken up/ been ripped apart?

Cry?

You got it.

Quick question that's been plagueing my consciousness- is anyone's favourite character actually Buffy? I mean, I love her but as everyone surely knows now, my fave is Xander and everyone else seems to favour a co-star too. Weird huh?

Some of the boys do... you know what I mean.

Oh I think probably. But really, in terms of character and not... stuff... does anyone like Buffy best?

It would depend very much on the criteria by which we are defining best here.

Ok you pedant, simplistic terms here- when someone talks about characters dying at the end of the series who do you immediately think "Please not him/her"! Yeah I know you think obviously not Buff because without her there's no show but who tugs your heartstrings the most?

Well, I scared myself by actually caring when Angel got sent to hell. But the one I would have a panic about most if they got killed is probably... um... um... I don't know! It's not Spike, because he's a vampire and getting staked is what vampires do but they wouldn't kill him, because they'd have about two hundred screaming Spike girls after 'em.... um... ask again in a year or two.

Have to admit, I miss not having a Cordelia type character in the scooby gang any more, but in addition to Buffy, I don't think the show could work without Giles.

Well you all know who I'd miss the most (Xander for anyone who's really dense). Completely on board about Cordy though. Hey, saw a rumour on the Bronze about some X/C closure in a crossover eppie. Probably not true but it'd make for a great show. Lots of "Hey Dead Boy"s! Shame Xander never got to meet Doyle though- now that would've been fun!

Why would a Doyle meets Xander episode be fun?