A Conversation for MotMV Pirate Ship; The Fang of the Squishy Rubber Marks
The BBQ Sauce Stand, aka Lazarus
T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Jul 20, 2006
hence me being wide awake at almost 2am, yet having been tired and shagged out all day
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Jul 20, 2006
Have you tried irreversible acts of violence?
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Jul 20, 2006
ah...but it is a Gauss Ion cannon...from G-Nome...not a wimpy Ion Cannon from Star Wars...you know mech warrior...G-nome is basically the same...a hit from a Gauss Ion Cannon bolt can take out about 3/4ths of the hp of an average mech...
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Jul 20, 2006
It's still a sissy electrical disruption weapon that won't work on me
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Jul 20, 2006
no no no...not an electrical disruption...it'll kill infantry just as well as mechs...
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Jul 21, 2006
But Moo, thats a mech sized cannon used against a mech, a thing highly reliant on complex electrical systems.
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Jul 21, 2006
but EC...I've used it to kill infantry...infantry that explode in blood spatters bigger and far more pixelated than those of starcraft...
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Jul 21, 2006
Again, thats a mech sized version. Basically like shooting a person with a battleship gun. Yours is more portable.
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Jul 21, 2006
no...it's the same one...hence the use of superpowers...I've made not of that previously...ie...last time someone stole my cannon...
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Jul 21, 2006
I can't help what happens in the game, it wouldn't happen in real life
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Jul 21, 2006
I am not going to draw a car sized cannon for you in the comic. You make do with a small one.
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Jul 21, 2006
Ima draw a more comicy version for you...but in reality...I've a full sized one...
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Jul 21, 2006
size isn't important! it's what you can do with it that matters. It wouldn't work against ordinary people thype beings in real life
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Jul 21, 2006
I already drew the sillohuete of one... in the Chapter 1 cover... I guess. Maybe.
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Jul 21, 2006
considering that we're talking about something from a game that kills people in the game...it'd work...
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Jul 21, 2006
Anyway, your giant ion cannon is no match for Squirrel Girl. She has the proportionate strength and speed of a squirrel. Also, she commands vast squirrel armies.
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Jul 21, 2006
ooookay...well...in that case I'd use a slugs device...aaaaand...then leave her for dead...
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Jul 21, 2006
Wouldn't work. Squirrel Girl has the superpower of being able to defeat enemies far outside her league.
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Jul 21, 2006
so...if you haven't noticed...I do too...
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