h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*leaves the parrot aside*

So did you just roll your eyes all the way from the Pitt? Or bend continuity slightly?

bend continuity slightly!!!!

its fine as long as reef doesnt realise im still here!

I know you're here, we don't have strict continuity rules here

Ah, kind of like an X-rated Twilight Zone.

i thought i was banished untill such time as my non contagious bacterial chest infection cleared up?

Yes Bubba it is

HN, I only banished you until the coughing stops, it's putting the punters off.

So where did the parrot come from?

I thought you brought it and I would like you to take it out of here, this is a respectible establishment

*throws the parrot out the window*

So if it's not parrots what do you sell. A bloke down the road said I could get a bird in here?

Ah I see the mistake, well here we hire Ladies of Negotiable Affection, as the sign on the door says

What kind of quality? Are talking Playboy gold standard, Razzle nothing special but dirty as sin, or Pigs in Knickers.

Do you have a brochure?

*Hands over the Portfolio*

Take your pick, we have a special BOGOF at the moment

BOGOF eh. Me-nadgers-tois.

Who's this fine specimin?

*points to lady in brochure*

Yes that's right

That's Fifi

i always cough though i have asthma!

and im quitting smoking

As soon as you feel better you can come back to work