h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Clamps the over TB's wrists*

or

*dusts the dust off his shoulders*

So the Old Hoor House is back in action...

Brings a tear to your eye and a sigh from your collection of dangly clamps

*fixes the rack of leather whips*

Madame Reef will I paint on "Knocking Shop" on the sign..or I was thinking "Ladies of negotiable affection for hire".

Both I think LeRue, the have a nice ring to them

I think this is the smiley you were looking for

When you've finished have some and or

please

Can you eat with on or would you like me to feed you

probably best if you feed me

*Starts to feed TB *

*paints on the sign*


*paints on a naked woman next to it*

*stands back and admires the his handy work...shakes his head and paints on bigger lemons*

why not paint a lovely pair of cocunuts?

We all know s like coconuts

do we?

Well I do, mum used to hang half a cocnut in our garden in london

Weeellll the reason painted the Lemon is that I was trying to let the customer's know we cover all sorts of fetish,not just cake ones. You might also notice the unusual position of the afore mentioned lemons, now most hoor houses would have put the lemons in the usual positions, but I, in the intrests of expanding or core demographic, have put them under her armpits.... this shoud get the Fruit + Veg crowd in aswell as the lemon farmers and the handlers.

I know I've handed in my ACE badge so anything goes with me but even I draw the line at lemon's under the armpits

Very...........Picasso or was it Dali

No her tits are in the normal area *makes vague gestures* but she is carrying lemons.... and Picasso was a cubist I thought,or was it impressionist.

I have no idea but I'm sure someone will tell us

Cubist... named after Sir Henry Cube, the first ever Cubist artist... of course I could be making that bit up

you're making that up