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Researcher 94871, Draygonne, PoEt

alright, sounds good. you forgot a few bits, though:
the downsides:

1. all your freinds try to be matchmaker.
dont tell me this happened. sure, he sounds good as a 5'8 blond who likes to sing. but he doesnt sound so good once it turns out he is 5'2 without his hair and a tone deaf yodeler.

2.you feel like a loser when you go to the movies, when, in real life, you are.

3.you find yourself going to sleep at 9:30.

of course, there are downsides to NOT being single..

1. the rate of atractive members of the oppisite sex that are interested in you suddenly quadruples.

2.you cant go to the garlic festival youve been waiting for.

oh well. life is like that. i personaly dont mid being single. i can flirt. i can do things with others without asking. i can eat garlic. and hey, i have a vibrator. i can cope.



ps. why did you name your "freind" chico?


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