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Put Ram into a Computer

Post 1

GOD

I have read some of the manuals St.Peter thoughtfully procured. Unfortunately every time I bend the laws of the time & space and get the Rams in there, they end up bucking & fouling up the system...

* looks on sheepishly *

Help out the original old-timer...

smiley - fish - Blessed with so many gifts, except humility.


Put Ram into a Computer

Post 2

Phil

Well talk about leading the flock...

So can we have a bit more detail on your problem?
What sort of RAM (ie Number of pins), how much - memory wise and number of parts, how much have you already got in there, how many slots, etc.


Put Ram into a Computer

Post 3

GOD

Oh...er...Hmmm.

* deep rouge blush *

The animal kind...

* it's about this time St.Peter is summoned and summarily dismissed from duties, for his 'impractical' joke, whilst getting the dressing down usually reserved for an Eskimo carrying several layers of garments *

smiley - fish - 20 billion years, and still going str....?


Put Ram into a Computer

Post 4

Phil

Trying to send the glorified adding machine to sleep, counting sheep?


Put Ram into a Computer

Post 5

GOD

LOL

No, usually if I want to do that, I'd sent in one of MY senior clerics to do a sermon...

smiley - fish - DEFINITELY, Holier than thou...


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