A Conversation for How do I...?

...become a Jedi?

Post 1

Dizzy H. Muffin

I've discovered I had the reflex of telekinetically-knocking-someone-over-if-they-try-to-touch-your-subconscious with the help of Mewtwo (don't ask) and I'm wondering how I can become a Jedi.


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Post 2

E'dalethni II

Have you tried the 'Ask H2G2' forum?
No, wait...


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Post 3

Dizzy H. Muffin

Yes.


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Post 4

Is mise Duncan

Well - you have to be born on 4 May, and have a twin.

Then "may the fouth be with you" when you feel their presents smiley - winkeye


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Post 5

Dizzy H. Muffin

That fits my opinion of a "Bad Joke" to a W.


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Post 6

Is mise Duncan

Nothing better than a pun.

Last week in Dun Loaghaire shopping centre there was a sign on the "outdoor sports" shop:
Now is the discount of our winter tents

...love it smiley - winkeye


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Post 7

Dizzy H. Muffin

I don't get it.


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Post 8

Is mise Duncan

Pun on: Now is the winter of our discontent....its so weak its good.


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Post 9

Dizzy H. Muffin

Bah! I've heard worse.

An American pilot, on his first day, shoots down ten Japanese planes. Six more come along, and he shoots them down, too. He realizes that he's running low on fuel, so he lands at a base. The general has his back to him. The young man pilot says, "Well, General, how did I do?" The general turns around and says, "Only one screw-up, you American."


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