h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Isn't it a dirorea treatment? and isn't there an "H" somewhere in that word?

Chris

Medical treatment ! Wow, that would make lighting farts amazing ( sorry, very crude) ! As for the spelling, well that has never been my stong poynt.

Giggly? Who you calling giggly?

heehee *oops*



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PFTHeeheeheehee... *EEKS*

'Nonnie

Burn water? Forget that! What about squaring a circle....? Or how about turning lead into gold? Don't you guys read anything? These are cutting edge issues! Why, no self-respecting query into the roots (also spelled 'routes' in the French) of existence, could be without these most basic of chemico-philosophical questions. The very path to enlightenment is paved with good intentions...or so they say. So, if you can burn water, you should also be able to square a circle, turn lead into gold, or transmute the soul of soul. Long live Aretha! Amen.

Turning lead into gold ain't a problem... well, it isn't impossible. 'S just a matter of rearranging the sub-atomic particles somewhat.

The others, I'm afraid, are likely to be a little more difficult to achieve...