h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

For all who wanted it, here is the fourth Freaks thread, even if all the bugs are definitely going to be fixed shortly!

Ummm...

h2g2v2 IS Freaky. Just like our little group ! Or our button!

Our button?

I think I fixed the button but it might not work what with the forum mappy things

I can't believe we're on the 4th forum already!

I know the feeling, where do all the fora go?

They, uh, don't. They just fill up, like glasses of hydrochloric acid

I'm all for burning the oesophagus with glasses of... well anything... but hydrochloric acid?!

Heheh

Sorry..

..Private joke!

Are a freak because you drink hydrochloric acid?
I've got some vinegar if you want to start on something lighter, and then work your way up to Hydrochloric and sulphuric acid this evening...?

Guys, I hate to let you know this, but... there's this little thing called a-l-c-o-h-o-l. It's lovely, and you won't kill yourself drinking it
Just a thought.

Milk is good too.

I find water does the trick

Irn Bru's the best actually.

Water quenches your thirst AND is cheap

And Tic tacs freshen your breath for 2 hours for just 2 calories.
Not that anyone cares about what a calorie is.

Destiny shapes your end
Calories shape your middle

Oh - I thought not wearing a tutu was what shaped your middle...?

Ah, classice Freaky rambling ... it's like I've never been away...

I was going to inquire why my name wasn't on the annoyingly peripatectic *smug* pull-down menu, but I see you've now got rid of it.

Say, that saying about calories reminds me of those keyrings with slogans like "I'm only bitchy on days that end in Y" and "You're depriving soem poor village of its idiot"

I'm sorry. Your name wasn't on the drop-down menu because I didn't update the Freaks for ages. It should be referenced now.

Yes, it's along the same sort of lines. And "I used to have an hour-glass figure but the sands of time have shifted"

Lisa

In which other films (apart from "Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey") has the term "dickweed" been used?
As in "You dickweed, Ted!"

"You're so wierd you should be in movies, Mr. Beeblebrox."
"Yeah baby, and you should be in real life."

- from The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

I seem to remember George Clooney (although it may not have been him) calling someone a dillweed in some movie...
Bill and Ted has forever ruined my being able to completely enjoy the Matrix. I keep expecting Cardboard Keanu to play air guitar and refer to Joe Pantalioni (sp?) a short, fat, dead dude...