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Cutlery, co-founding Freak and Patron Saint of Cutting Remarks ?¿ Posted May 8, 2000
Oh come on! That's a complete lie!
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Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted May 9, 2000
butterflies and zebras and moonbeams and fairytales! all she ever thinks about is riding with the wind
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Cutlery, co-founding Freak and Patron Saint of Cutting Remarks ?¿ Posted May 10, 2000
Thus spaketh the holy Saint Lisa, and Lo! she was taketh away by the menneth in white coateth. 
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Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted May 11, 2000
I was *singing*.
"You don't like this song? Alright, I'll sing ANOTHER song then!"
With the light out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us.
*snigger, grin*
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Cutlery, co-founding Freak and Patron Saint of Cutting Remarks ?¿ Posted May 11, 2000
A muvado, An albino, A mosquito, My labido, yay! 
Hmm... I prefer the Lumberjack song. Or, better yet, Bruce's Philosopher's Song.
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The Cheese Posted May 11, 2000
*snigger, grin*
I'm not responsible for Lisa singing that...all right, I am.
I'm worse at what I do best...
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Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted May 12, 2000
Thanks, by the way, B........ Cheese.
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Cutlery, co-founding Freak and Patron Saint of Cutting Remarks ?¿ Posted May 12, 2000
Hmm
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Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted May 12, 2000
"there goes my baby
she knows how to rock and roll
she drive me crazy
she gives me hot and cot feva!
she leaves me in a cool cool sweat"
dum dum dum dum dum dum
(don't mind me)
"i gotta be cool, relax, get hip!
get on my tracks
take a back seat
hitch hike
take a long ride on my motorbike
until i'm ready!
ready freddie
crazy little thing called love.."
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Cutlery, co-founding Freak and Patron Saint of Cutting Remarks ?¿ Posted May 13, 2000
"She loves you, yeah yeah yeah
She loves you, yeah yeah yeah
She loves you, yeah yeah yeah yeah...
You think you lost your love,
when I saw her yesterday-ay,
It's you she's thinking of,
and she told me what to say-ay,
She said she loves you,
and you know that can't be ba-aad,
she says she loves you,
and you know you should be glaa-ad,
She says you hurt her soul,
she almost lost her mi-ind,
but now she says she knows,
you're not the hurting ki-ind,
She said she loves you,
and you know that can't be ba-aad,
she says she loves you,
and you know you should be glaa-ad,
She loves you, yeah yeah yeah
She loves you, yeah yeah yeah
With a love like that,
you know you should be glad"
etc etc ad nauseum
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Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted May 13, 2000
YAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! That song rocks!!!
Sing...uuhhhhhh...... the hard day's night one.. Go onnnn...
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Cutlery, co-founding Freak and Patron Saint of Cutting Remarks ?¿ Posted May 14, 2000
It's been a hard day's night,
and I've been working like a dog,
It's been a hard day's night,
I should be sleeping like a log,
But when I get home to you,
I find the things that you do,
will make me fee-eel al-right.
Er, um. That's all I know. Sorry.
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Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted May 14, 2000
Grrrrrrrr.
Oh well.
*Gets back to singing her own song*
Look-see the face on this head
there's nothing pure in fantasy
mother, why are the goldfish dead?
save me from the sanity!
Wiiiimblle......
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Cutlery, co-founding Freak and Patron Saint of Cutting Remarks ?¿ Posted May 15, 2000
Underground, overground, wombling free,
The wombles of Wimbledon Common are we,
Making good use of the things that we find,
The things that the everyday folk leave behind.
Uncle Bulgaria
He can remember the days
When he wasn't behind the times
With his map of the world
Pick up the papers and
Take them to Tobermory
Okay, I'm sad.
Why can't we have a normal (well, Freakish) conversation like we used to? Argh, nostalgia attack... get my nebuliser
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Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted May 15, 2000
We can though. If we try hard enough.
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Cutlery, co-founding Freak and Patron Saint of Cutting Remarks ?¿ Posted May 18, 2000
Argh, exams are a pain, but then study leave's great, so it kinda balances out
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Cutlery, co-founding Freak and Patron Saint of Cutting Remarks ?¿ Posted May 18, 2000
Argh, exams are a pain, but then study leave's great, so it kinda balances out
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Cutlery, co-founding Freak and Patron Saint of Cutting Remarks ?¿ Posted May 18, 2000
Argh, exams are a pain, but then study leave's great, so it kinda balances out
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Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Nov 18, 2000
(oh God, brenton)
and how did they get to be so dumb?
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- 21: Cutlery, co-founding Freak and Patron Saint of Cutting Remarks ?¿ (May 8, 2000)
- 22: Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga (May 9, 2000)
- 23: Cutlery, co-founding Freak and Patron Saint of Cutting Remarks ?¿ (May 10, 2000)
- 24: Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga (May 11, 2000)
- 25: Cutlery, co-founding Freak and Patron Saint of Cutting Remarks ?¿ (May 11, 2000)
- 26: The Cheese (May 11, 2000)
- 27: Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga (May 12, 2000)
- 28: Cutlery, co-founding Freak and Patron Saint of Cutting Remarks ?¿ (May 12, 2000)
- 29: Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga (May 12, 2000)
- 30: Cutlery, co-founding Freak and Patron Saint of Cutting Remarks ?¿ (May 13, 2000)
- 31: Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga (May 13, 2000)
- 32: Cutlery, co-founding Freak and Patron Saint of Cutting Remarks ?¿ (May 14, 2000)
- 33: Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga (May 14, 2000)
- 34: Cutlery, co-founding Freak and Patron Saint of Cutting Remarks ?¿ (May 15, 2000)
- 35: Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga (May 15, 2000)
- 36: Cutlery, co-founding Freak and Patron Saint of Cutting Remarks ?¿ (May 18, 2000)
- 37: Cutlery, co-founding Freak and Patron Saint of Cutting Remarks ?¿ (May 18, 2000)
- 38: Cutlery, co-founding Freak and Patron Saint of Cutting Remarks ?¿ (May 18, 2000)
- 39: The Cheese (Nov 18, 2000)
- 40: Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga (Nov 18, 2000)
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