h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

An additional point to make though is that not all countries expect visits from Santa on the same night.
Several European countries for example have him deliver presents on the night of the 23rd

http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F48874?thread=110271 is the Peer Review thread.

Oh, and I've included teleporting santa, cos it made me laugh, and linked a to a couple sites which have many more such theories, including Cybernetic Santa and Communist Santa...

from the Dominion website, a comment by someone who has kind of missed the point...

"He was a good man who died over a thousand years ago. All Santa clause is now is a commercial icon." - TopSecret

I worry about these people, I really do...

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