h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Cheer up ! I may be heading towards a mineralized death but this means GodBen will change! Equivalent exchange.

Poor EC.. I can't let you die like that!..

What can I do to help you??

You can help me chisel my feet out of this cement.

.. a chisel..


where can I find a chisel???

From a sculptor.

Oh.. yes.. of course.. do you know one?

Nope.

Oh

*watches the cement begin to harden*

*Back from KFC with a bucket of chicken.*

Hey, what's going on?

'snot my fault!

Who brought in the strangely familiar stone cat statue?

stone cat statue? Do you want me to make a society about that?

No, in fact it's sort of creepy. Push it into the back of the closet over there, and let's never think of it again!

Or make a society out of it if you wish.

Nah.

*Puts the cat statue in the closet.*

Sorry Cal, I didn't know that you and TB were in there!

*Closes the closet door.*

*giggles*

*tries to ignore faint 'meow' coming from closet*

*Trys to ignore the groans coming from the closet.*

*switches off hearing aid and inserts earplugs*

*screams of agony and dispair and saving a ton of money on my car insurance by switching to Gecko*

*turns up radio to muffle screams of agony from closet*