h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Why would Cal and TB be talking about car insurance?

*SayHeyJay hears the tell-tale heart*

*sounds like a swinging brick*

*or it's cal and TB*

*everybody hears the tell tale fanatic screaming*

DEAR GOD(ben)! LET ME OUT OF HERE! I'M STILL ALIVE INSIDE THIS STATUE SO FOR THE LOVE OF BEN AND ALL THAT IS HOLY LET ME OUT!

So it's a swinging di... Whoa, I almost said it.

*can't tell the difference between Red's singing in the other room and shrieks coming from closet*

Is there meant to be a difference??

WHEN I GET OUT I WILL FEAST UPON THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT AND THEN LAUGH! I WILL FLAY YOUR BONES TO MAKE MY LOW FAT ENERGY DRINKS! I WILL GET A SHRINK BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY BEING STUCK IN A CLOSET IN CEMENT HAS WARPED ME!

I would have thought being stuck in a closet with TB and Cal would be more likely to warp you..

GOOD GOD! You don't know what they're doing in here! Somebody save me before this warps my fragile little psyche!

Can't GB took the key! *looks at the key in the closet door*

I WILL ESCAPE FROM MY CEMENTY PRISON AND RETURN ONE DAY TO ANNOY YOUR DESCENDANTS! Either that or die from starvation or lack of water!

*Cal and TB throw EC out of closet as they are tired of hearing his belly aching.*

Free at last! Free to wreck my vengence! ...

Hey, they broke the closet!

Huh? I din do it!

The cat statue is talking. Somebody throw it in the fire.

Help help! I'm being repressed!